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Your Metabolism's A Mess - Let's Unf*ck It

THINK YOUR METABOLISM IS BROKEN?

IT'S JUST TIRED OF YOUR DIETING BULLSH*T

This is where you finally learn what's really going on with your metabolism - and how to fix it for good.

Inside you'll learn:

🚫 Why cardio and calorie-cutting stopped working for you

🧠 What metabolism actually is - and how to make it work for you, no against you

🏋🏼‍♀️ How lifting weights builds fat-burning power (without "getting bulky")

🧘🏻‍♀️ Why stress, sleep, and recovery matter more than you've been told

📉 What to do when you "fall off track" (hint: not starve yourself again)

🔄 How to stop starting over every bloody Monday

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